This girl is more easily done than said...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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