Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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