its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
