Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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