Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
