So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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