youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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