it hurts more in the daytime
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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