Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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