their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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