I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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