You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sorry about my life...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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