She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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