is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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