Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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