i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
im on a boat
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