it's like iHOP with fire
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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