Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
why is half of my head shaved?
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