Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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