what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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