Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
please don't ironically join a cult
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