You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
