Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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