week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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