I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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