He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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