I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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