In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We are two peas in an std pod
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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