I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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