So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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