i just google imaged poop.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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