But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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