Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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