Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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