So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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