Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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