The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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