is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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