So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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