Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
