what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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