Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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