Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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