You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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