you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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