i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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