He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Duck Duck Cougar?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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