this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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