just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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