FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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