Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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