There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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