Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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