Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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