Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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