So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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