guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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