I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
